STUDENT’S GHAZAL-EXAM SMS

STUDENT’S GHAZAL-EXAM SMS

STUDENT’S GHAZAL    

STUDENTS GHAZAL”

LAGTA NAHE HY DIL MERA HER SAWAL MEY,
KIS K BANE HAY YE EXAMAMINATION HAL MEY,

WAQAT E DARAZ MANG K LAY TE 3 DIN,
2SAWAL ME CUT GAAYE HY DEMAGH E DAGDAR MEY,

KITA HY BADNASEEB STUDENT NAQAL K LIYE,
DO KAGAZ K TUKRAY B NA MILY PORE HALL MEY.

3 SARDAR AFTER EXAM

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

SAMANDAR BHAR SYLLABUS

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain.

LAMHA LAMHA WAQT

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

SARDAR’S WISH-SARDAR SMS

SARDAR’S WISH-SARDAR SMS

SARDAR’S WISH

Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

WATER THE PLANTS

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

MOSQUITO NET

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi.

SARDAR’S CAR

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

LOAD SHEDDING-POLITICAL SMS

LOAD SHEDDING-POLITICAL SMS

LOAD SHEDDING

PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.

BUSH AND MUSHARRAF

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i’ll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I’ll make the whole world happy.

ANOKHI DUA

1 anokhi dua
Aap ko khushian itne milan jitne Musharraf ko galiyn,
Aap ki zindagi sy gham aisy khatm hon jesy PTV sy haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabr mily,
Shohrt itni mily jitni “BB” ko mli
Health aisi mile jaisy SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari ky.

NAAM JEDA

Naam jeda Zardari a
O banda nain bimari a
Samaj naie aandi loka nuun
A bandar a k madari a
A saade naal kare ga ki
Je-ney apni buddi mari a
Mein nain kenda apney wallon
A kendi dunya saari a
Aggey Bush nuun jhitter wajdey san
Hun lagda aedi bari a.

HUM BHI EID KARAIN-POETRY SMS

HUM BHI EID KARAIN-POETRY SMS

HUM BHI EID KARAIN

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen

Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen

Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen

Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai

Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen

Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain

Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain

Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.

KISI ROZ TUM KO BHI

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,

tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,

tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.

meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,

mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,

or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,

or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,

or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,

kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

AADAT NAHI HAI

Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h,

Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,

Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty,
Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay,

Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay,

Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay,

Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary?
Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay…

WOH PATHAR DIL SAHI

Woh pathar dil sahi hamara bhi ye dawa hai
Hamaray lab jinhe chu le wo pathar bol utte

Raaz-e-hasti kuch nahi aksar yehi dekha gia
Be-khabar hanste rahe aur ba-khabar rote rahe

Me khanay ki tauheen hai rindo ki hatak
Kam zarf ke haath me agar jaam diya jayai

Hum karain baat daleelon se to rud hoti hai
Is ke honton ki khamoshi bhi sanad hoti hai

Abhi mitti na khunki thi abhi paani na barsa tha
Magar bazm-e-anasir me tere hone ka charcha tha

URDU JOKES-PATHAN SMS

URDU JOKES-PATHAN SMS

PATHAN PACKAGE

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

GUL KHAN KI MAA

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

ABBA NE BOHAT MARA

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen.

PATHAN TO MAA

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga.

KIA KAHOON TUM SAY – FRIENDSHIP SMS

KIA KAHOON TUM SAY – FRIENDSHIP SMS

KIYA KAHOON TUM SAY

Kaho ab kia kahon tum se!
batao kia likhon tum ko!
mujhy tumheed do koi!
neya ek lafz ho koi! jahan se baat chal nikly!
meri mushkal ka hal nikly!
batao lehja kesa ho!
k tum se bat karni hy!
kaho ab kia irada hy!
Mujhy izhar karna hy!
K tum ko ye batana hy,
k aksar yaad aaty ho.

5 STAR

The Star Has 5 Sides,
*
1 is Your Smile.
*
2 is Your Charm.
*
3 is Your Looks.
*
4 is Your Intelligence.
*
5 is Your FRIENDSHIP.
*
Thanks For Being My STAR.

YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

PYAR AUR MOHABBAT

mana kay
“PYAAR”
ka pehla lafz
“p” hai
“P’kay baghair Pyaar adhora hai
lakin
agar “p” ko nikak do
tu
“YAAR”reh jata hai
aur aap jaisay yaar ho tu zindigi say bhi payaar ho jata hai.

PIYARI BATAIN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

PIYARI BATAIN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

RAMADAN KAREEM

Wo Sehri ka maza
Wo Iftaar ki bhook
Wo Quraan ki tilaawat
Wo namaz ka mamool
Wo rozay ki barkat
WO rozay ka noor
Sirf kuch din door
Phir hoga
“MAH-E-RAMZAN”
“PURNOOR”

LIFE IS TEST

Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

DEEPEST FEELING OF MY HEART

“Deepest” feelings of my heart while praying for you ,

May “ALLAH”

Convert
Ur

Discomforts
To
Comforts,

Ur

Pains
To
Gains,

Ur

Minimum
To
Maximum,

Ur

Losses
To
Profits,

Ur

Tears
To
Smiles,

Ur

Sorrows
To
Pleasures,

Ur

Bad-wishers
To
Well-wishers,

Ur

Debts
To
Credits,

&
Ur

Good Dreams
To
Realities!

And make these
“Everlasting!
(Ameen).

URDU JOKES – FUNNY SMS

URDU JOKES – FUNNY SMS

PAGAL AADMI CHINESE SAY

Pagal Admi, Chinese se:
Kia tum American ho?

Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon.

Pagel;
Nhi tun American ho.

Chinese:
Nhi, main Chinese hon

Pagel:
Nhi, tum American ho.

Chinese gusse se;
Han Han main American hon.

Pagel:
Shakel se to Chinese legte ho.

HOW IS THE SITUATION

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:

TEACHER TO RAJU

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

TWO FRIENDS

Two frinds,who hadn’t seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

BEST GHAZALS – FARAZ POETRY SMS

BEST GHAZALS – FARAZ POETRY SMS

SUNA HAI LOG USSAY

Suna hai log ussay aankh bhar ke dekhtay hain
So us ke shehar mein kuch din thehar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai rabt hai us ko kharaab haloon se
So apne aap ko barbaad kar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai dard ki ghaahak hai chashm-e-naaz us ki
So hum bhi us ki gali se guzar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai us ko bhi hai shair-o-shaeri se shaguf
So hum bhi moujazzay apne hunar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai bolay tu batoon se phool jhartay hain
Yeh baat hai tu chalo baat kar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai raat ussay chaand takta rehta hai
Sitaaray baam-e-falak se uttar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai din ko ussay titleyaan sataati hain
Suna hai raat ko jugnoo thehar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai hashar hain us ki ghazaal si ankhain
Suna hai us ko hiran dasht bhar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai raat se barh kar hain kaaklain us ki
Suna hai shaam ko saaye guzar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai us ki seyaah chashmagi qayaamat hai
So us ki surma farosh aah bhar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai us ke laboon se gulaab jaltay hain
So hum bahaar pe ilzaam dhar ke dekhtay hain

suna hai aaenaa tamsaal hai jabeen us ki
Jo saada dil hain ussay ban sanwar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai jab se hamaayal hain us ki gardan mein
Mizaaj aur hi laalo-gohar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai chashm-e-tassavur se dasht-e-imkaan mein
Pallang zaweyey us ki kamar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai us ke badan ki taarash aisi hai
Ke phool apni qubaayain qattar ke dekhtay hain

Bas ek nigaah se lut’ta hai qaafila dil ka
So reharwaan-e-tamanna bhi dar ke dekhtay hain

Suna hai us ke shabistaan se muttasil hai behisht
Makeen idhar ke bhi jalway udhar ke bhi dekhtay hain

Rukay tu gardishain us ka tawwaaf karti hain
Chalay tu us ko zamaany thehar ke dekhtay hain

TAJDEED – E – WAFA

Ab ke tajdid-e-Wafa ka nahin imkan jana
Yad kya tujh ko dilayain tera paiman jana

Yon hi mausam ki ada dekh ke yad aya hai
Kis qadar jald badal jate hain insan jana

Zindagi teri ata thi so tere nam ki hai
Ham ne jaise bhi basar ki tera ehsan jana

Dil ye kahata hai ki shayad ho fasurda tu bhi
Dil ki kya bat karain dil to hai nadan jana

Avval-avval ki muhabbat ke nashe yad to kar
Bepiye bhi tera chehara tha gulistan jana

Akhir akhir to ye alam hai ki ab hosh nahin
Rag-e-mina sulag uthi ki rag-e-jan jana

Muddaton se ye alam na tavaqqo na ummid
Dil pukare hi chala jata hai jana jana

Ham bhi kya sada the ham ne bhi samajh rakha tha
Gam-e-dauran se juda hai gam-e-jana jana

Ab ki kuch aisi saji mahafil-e-yaran jana
Sar-ba-zanu hai koi sar-ba-gireban jana

Har koi apani hi avaz se kanp uthata hai
Har koi apane hi saye se hirasan jana

Jis ko dekho vahi zanjir-ba-pa lagata hai
Shahar ka shahar hua dakhil-e-zindan jana

Ab tera zikr bhi shayad hi gazal main aye
Aur se aur hua dard ka unvan jana

ALL THE BEST – EXAM SMS

ALL THE BEST – EXAM SMS

4 YEARS OF STUDY

4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E]?

ENGINEERING STUDENT

An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother:

“Mere Paas Degree Hai, Knowledge Hai,

4 Logon Mein Baithne Ki Izzat Hai.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?”.

Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.

PRAY 4 ME

Students While Studying For Exams
Books n Notes Open
Highlighting Sentences
Pen In Mouth
Blank Page
Eating Drinking
Turning Pages
Readin ‘Headings’
Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me

ALL THE BEST

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best.