LOAD SHEDDING-POLITICAL SMS

LOAD SHEDDING-POLITICAL SMS

LOAD SHEDDING

PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.

BUSH AND MUSHARRAF

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i’ll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I’ll make the whole world happy.

ANOKHI DUA

1 anokhi dua
Aap ko khushian itne milan jitne Musharraf ko galiyn,
Aap ki zindagi sy gham aisy khatm hon jesy PTV sy haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabr mily,
Shohrt itni mily jitni “BB” ko mli
Health aisi mile jaisy SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari ky.

NAAM JEDA

Naam jeda Zardari a
O banda nain bimari a
Samaj naie aandi loka nuun
A bandar a k madari a
A saade naal kare ga ki
Je-ney apni buddi mari a
Mein nain kenda apney wallon
A kendi dunya saari a
Aggey Bush nuun jhitter wajdey san
Hun lagda aedi bari a.

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