ALL THE BEST – EXAM SMS

ALL THE BEST – EXAM SMS

4 YEARS OF STUDY

4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As BRAIN EMPTY [B.E]?

ENGINEERING STUDENT

An Engineering Student To His Sweeper Brother:

“Mere Paas Degree Hai, Knowledge Hai,

4 Logon Mein Baithne Ki Izzat Hai.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?”.

Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.

PRAY 4 ME

Students While Studying For Exams
Books n Notes Open
Highlighting Sentences
Pen In Mouth
Blank Page
Eating Drinking
Turning Pages
Readin ‘Headings’
Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me

ALL THE BEST

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best.

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URDU JOKES – SARDAR SMS

URDU JOKES – SARDAR SMS

SARDAR ENGLISH MAIN FAIL

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda.

CHEMICAL SYMBOLS

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

SARDAR TO DOCTOR

Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai
DR: Kya?

Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

MAN TO SARDAR JEE

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun.

URDU JOKES – POLITICAL SMS

URDU JOKES – POLITICAL SMS

AMREEKA NAY JO KUTTA PALA

amreeka nay jo kutta pala

wardi wala wardi wala

kuttay nay jo kutta pala

wazeer-e-alaa wazeer-e-alla

ZARDARI KA KUTTA


Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.

Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.

Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.

Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay

MIAN BIWI KO MILWANA

Miyan Biwi Ko Milwana Boht Sawab Ka Kam Hai.

Aap Dil Se Dua Krain K

ALLAH Tala

Jald-Az-Jald

Asif Zardari Ko

Be’Nazir Se Mila De…

AAMEEN.

BEST GHAZALS – POETRY SMS

BEST GHAZALS – POETRY SMS

KASH TUM DEKH SAKTY

Kash tum DEKH sakty…
Tuty huy dil ko
Behty huy ansuon ko
Is adhury mösam ko
Kash Tum PARH sakty…
Mery hathon ki lakeron ko
Khawabon ki taberon ko
Dil k afsanon ko
Kash Tum SÅMJH Sakty…
Mery lafzon ki gehrai ko
Honton ki sachai ko
Mehfil ki tanhai ko
Kash tum JÖRR sakty…
Iss DIL ko.. ..
Iss RISHTY ko.. ..
Iss WADY ko.. ..
Lekin ye soch kr khamosh ho jata hun.. ..

KASH .. .. Tum JAN sakty is MOHABAT Ko……….KASH
KAASH

WO PATHAR DIL

Woh pathar dil sahi hamara bhi ye dawa hai
Hamaray lab jinhe chu le wo pathar bol utte

Raaz-e-hasti kuch nahi aksar yehi dekha gia
Be-khabar hanste rahe aur ba-khabar rote rahe

Me khanay ki tauheen hai rindo ki hatak
Kam zarf ke haath me agar jaam diya jayai

Hum karain baat daleelon se to rud hoti hai
Is ke honton ki khamoshi bhi sanad hoti hai

Abhi mitti na khunki thi abhi paani na barsa tha
Magar bazm-e-anasir me tere hone ka charcha tha

SAR JHUKANAY KI

Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h,

Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,

Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty,
Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay,

Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay,

Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay,

Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary?
Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay…

URDU FUNNY JOKES – PATHAN SMS

URDU FUNNY JOKES – PATHAN SMS

PATHAN TO SARDAR

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

BIJLI KA BILL

Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.

Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:

“Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.”

AIK PATHAN BUS MAIN

Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
Beta Jaldi se Ye Biscut Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi

Jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to pathan ghusse se Bola:

O baji Jaldi Fesla Karo,
biscut k chakkar me Hum 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hai.

AIK PATHAN KO

1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola:

Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.

RAMZAN & QURAN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

RAMZAN & QURAN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

RAMZAN

*Ramzan* Woh sahri ki thandak
woh aftar ki ronak
Woh aasman ka noor
woh taroon ki chamak
Woh Masjidoon ka sawarna
woh meenaroon ka chamakna
Woh muslmanoon ki dhoom
Woh firishtoon ka jhoom
Isi ka name to Ramzan hy.

PRAY TO ALLAH

Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

ANMOL MOTI

1. Jo log khud gharz hotay hain wo kabhi achay dost nhi hote.
(Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiqui R.A)

2. Jo shakhs apne khulus ki qasmain khaye us par aitmaad na karo.
(Hazrat Umar R.A)

3. Muhabbat sab se karo magar aitbaar chand logon par.
(Hazrat Usman Ghani R.A)

4. Achay logon ki aik khubi ye bhi hoti hai k unhain yaad rakhna nhi parta wo yaad reh jate hain.
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

WHAT IS “QURAN”

*What is QURAN?*

“ALLAH ki kitab” jo
puri duniya ki sardar

“KITAAB ko laane wala Jibrael(A.S.)”
jo farishton ka sardar

“Jis par utra wo nabion ka sardar
“MUHAMMAD(S.A.)”

Jis ummat par utra wo
Ummaton ki sardar,
Musalman,

Jis shehar mein utra
wo shehron ka sardar
“MAKKAH,MADINA”

Jis Mahina mein utra
wo maheeno ka sardar
“RAMZAN”

or jis raat mukammal hua
wo raaton ki sardar
“SHAB-E-QADAR”

Ye hai wirasat hamari.

BEST FRIEND – FRIENDSHIP SMS

BEST FRIEND – FRIENDSHIP SMS

FRIENDSHIP MEANING

Meaning of Friendship:
F——-FOREVER
R——-RESPONSIBLE
I——–INTELLIGENT
E——-EAGER TO MAIL
N——-NICE
D——-DIVINE
S——–SIMPLE
H——-HARTLEY
I——–INTERESTED
P——-PEACEFUL

I CARE FOR Y0U

I
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For
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DOSTI NAHI HOTI

Zaban k kehnay say Sirf Dosti nhi hoti
Aur Dosti k beech koi Doulat nahi hoti
Koi Rasam koi Qanoon na rooke mujay
Ab k Sache Dost se Koi Gherat nhi hoti
Har koi Ameer Dost k Raah ma Khara hai
Kya Paisey Bina Dost ki Ehmiyat nahi hoti