FUNNY JOKES – SARDAR SMS

FUNNY JOKES – SARDAR SMS

INTERVIEWER ASKED SARDAR

Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava Mitjava.

A SARDAR WENT TO

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

SCIENTIFIC FORMULA

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

GO AND WATER THE PLANTS

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

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URDU POEMS & JOKES – POLITICAL SMS

URDU POEMS & JOKES – POLITICAL SMS

POLITICAL POEM

A watan k sajeelay siasatdaanon

Saray raqbay tumharay leay hain

Kothion k talabgaar ho tum

Palaton k paristaar ho tum

O Zalalat ke zinda misaalo

Saaray jhagray tumharay leay hain

Tum he se qaim budget ka khasaara

Loot k pieo ab khoon hamara

A jahanum ke zinda nishano

Saray funds tumharay leay hain

O Pak Watan k ghadaaro

O America k wafadaaro

Yeah jitny bhe hain es jahan main

Tamam lanatain tumharay leay hain.

HAMARA KHAWAB

Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai
Cycle per Mohar Lagaein
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi.

LIGHT KA BREAK DOWN

PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.

BUSH AND MUSHARRAF

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i’ll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I’ll make the whole world happy.

URDU GHAZALS – POETRY SMS

URDU GHAZALS – POETRY SMS

BOHAT YAAD AAYEGI

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,

tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,

tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.

meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,

mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,

or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,

or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,

or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,

kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

MUJHKO RULA DIA

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….

lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya…

aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…

jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…

khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…

TUM MOHABBAT BHI

Tum Mohabbat bhi Maosam Ki Tarha Nibhate Ho,
Kabhi baraste Ho Kabhi ek boond Ko Tarsate Ho,
Pal Mein Kehte Ho Zamane Mein Faqat Tere Hain,
Pal Mein Izhaar-e-Muhabat Se Muker Jate Ho,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Dushmano ki Tarah Milte Ho,
Aur Duaaon Mein Mera Naam Liye Jate Ho,
Dayar-E-Ghair Mein Mujh ko Talash karte Ho,
Miloon To Paas Se ChupChaap Guzer Jate Ho,
Lakh mosam ki tarah rung badalte raho,
Aaj bhi toot k shiddat se humein chahte ho..

FUNNY JOKES – PATHAN SMS

FUNNY JOKES – PATHAN SMS

MOTOR WAY POLICE

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
sy kyn ja rahy ho
KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
board pe likha hy:
YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;->

PATHAN 1ST TIME

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.
Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.
.

Aur Bola:

.
Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon
.
Aur
.
Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho.

PATHAN 1 CHAKU PANI

Pathan 1 chaku pani ma ubal rha tha
2nd pathan:ye chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
1st:khudkushi krni ha.2nd:to chaku kyu ubal rhe ho.
1st:kahein infection na hojae..

HAMARE PAIT MAIN

Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
.
.
Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!

PYAARI BATAIN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

PYAARI BATAIN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

7 AASMANON KAY NAME

7 Asmanoon k name and colours
1.Rafi(pani jaisa)
2.Qaydoom(tanbay-jesa)
3.Madoon(peetal-jesa)
4.Arfloon(chandi-jesa)
5.Hayoon(sonay-jesa)
6.Aroos(yaqoot-jesa)
7.Aima(safiaf-jesa)

AASMANI DARWAZAY

Aasmani darwaze 6 waqt khultay Hain…(Jis waqt duaen qabool hoti hain.)
1. Azan k waqt
2.Barish k waqt.
3.dushman-e- Islam per hamla kertay waqt
4.zawal- shamsh k waqt
5.Taluoo e fajar k waqt.
6.Mazloom ke aah ka waqt,
so please is waqt qasrat se dua manga krain.

RULES FOR BE HAPPY

rules to b happy,
1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.

JO SHAKHS DASTAR KHAWAN

Hazrat Muhammad (S,A.W.W.) said
“Jo shakhs dastar khawan se
khanay k Giry huy Tukry
Utha KR Khay Ga
wo khabi Tang das nahi ho Ga, us ki olad or olad ki olad kam aqli say mehfooz rehti ha”
REFERENCE
(Adab-e-Taam.
page 86/ kanz-ul- ummal jild 15 page 111 Hadis No.40810.

SAD AND ROMANTIC POETRY – FRIENDSHIP SMS

SAD AND ROMANTIC POETRY – FRIENDSHIP SMS

FRIENDSHIP MEANS

Friend means
F: Fursat ho na ho
R: Raat ho ya din ho
I: Intezaar ho na ho
E: Ehsas ho na ho
N: Nibaho dil khol kay
D: Dosti kay rishtay ko
Chahe mulaqat ho na ho.

HAMARAY SIWA

Tum Zamane k ho Hamare Siwa…

Ham kis k Nahi Tumhare Siwa… ,…

Tumain YaQeen Dilayen To kis Tarha Akhir .
Hamara Koi Dost B To Nahi Tumhare Siwa…

DUNIYA KI PARWAH

dunia ki parwah na kiya kijye,

dil jab bi pukare , bula liya kijiye,

hum ziada dur nahi aapse,

Bas apni aankhon ko palkon se mila liya kijye,

ROYEGI YE AANKH

Rooye gi ye aankh muskurane ke baad,
Aayegi raat din dhal jane ke baad,
Kabhi ruthna mujhse mere yaar,
Shayad ye zindagi na rahe tere ruth jaane ke baad.

URDU POETRY – FARAZ POETRY SMS

URDU POETRY – FARAZ POETRY SMS

DIL KAY RISHTON

Dil K Rishton Ki Nazakat wo Kia Janey ‘Faraz’

Naram Lafzon Se Bhi Lag Jati Hyn Chotain Aksar

ZINDA THA TO

Zinda tha to kisi ne na pucha haalat-e-jigar,

Ab mar gaye hain to mitti main dabanay aagaye,
Chor k dunya ko madhosh huye thy hum,

Woh na janay kya soch kar humko jaganay aagaye,
Na janay kis se pucha hai wafa na pata mera,

Meri qabar pe bhi humko jaganay aagaye,
Hum to andhere main sonay k aadi they,

Or woh bewafa meri qabar per diye jalanay aagaye.
Zinda tha to ek nazar na dekha pyar se Faraz!

Mar gaye hain to ab qabar pe aansu.

TAASH KAY PATON

‘Taash Ke Paton ki Manind hai Zindage Meri..

~.FARAZ .~

‘Jis Kisi ne bhi Khela Taqseem Kar Diya Mujhey..!

PAYAM AAYE HAIN

payam aye hain us yar-e-bevafa k mujhe
jise qarar na aya kahi bhula k mujhe

nashe se kahun to nahin yad-e-yar ka alam
k la ura hai koi dosh par hava k mujhe

judaiyan hon to aisi ki umr bhar na mile
fareb to do zara silsile bara k mujhe

main Khud ko bhul chuka tha magar jahan vale
udas chor gaye aina dikha k mujhe