URDU JOKES – POLITICAL SMS

URDU JOKES – POLITICAL SMS

MOHTARMA NE MARNE KAY BAAD

Bil Aakhir …?

MBBS..?

Hasil Kar Hi Li

MBBS?

Means,

MOHTARMA

BENAZIR

BHUTTO

SHAHEED

ASIF ZARDARI AUR NAWAZ SHARIF

Asif Zardari Aur Nawaz Sharif Kee Dosti Aaj Kal K Pyar Ki Tarha Hai,

Nahee Mantay,

Proof:? Jab Larki Flirt K Liye Kehti Hai? I Love You? To Larkay Ko Lagta Hai K Jaise Uss Ne Kia Kar Diya Hai, Halankey Haqeeqat Mai Kuch Bhi Nahi Hota?

Issi Tarah Jab Zardari Muskura Datay Hain To Nawaz Sharif Samajhtay Hain K Mamla Sulajh Gaya Halankay Hota Kuch bhi Nahi.

Benazir Bhutto

BENAZIR BHUTTO

B = BRAVE

E = EFFICIENT

N = NOBLE

A = ABLE

Z = ZEALIOUS

I = INTELLIGENT

R = RELIABLE

B = BOUNTEOUS

H = HONOURABLE

U = UNIQUE

T = TELENTED

O = ORIENTAL

GREAT LOSS FOR

P = OOR

P = EOPLE OF

P = AKISTAN

Advertisements

URDU JOKES – EXAM SMS

URDU JOKES – EXAM SMS

GUZRE HUE EXAMS KO YAAD NA KARNA

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

A STUDENT GRABBED A COIN

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always failed!

EXAMS KAY 4 DIN PAHLE

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

MAINE MOHABBAT KI HAI – POETRY SMS

MAINE MOHABBAT KI HAI – POETRY SMS


Tum mujhe bhool jao to ye haq hai tumko…
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Maire dil ki maire jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai…
Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia hai…

Maine kyun pyar kiya tumne ne kyun pyar kiya…
In pareshan sawalaat ki qeemat kia hai…

Tum jo ye bhi na batao to haq hai tumko
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko….
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Tumko dunia ke gham-o-dard se fursat na sahi
Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…

Sab se ulfat hi mujhse hi mohabbat na sahi…
Main tumhari hoon wohi maire liye kia kam hai…

Tum maire ho ke raho ye mairi qismat na sahi…
Aur dil ko jalao maire ye haq hai tumko…

Mairi baat aur hai maine to mohabbat ki hai…
Mohabbat ki hai shayad mohabbat ki hai..

URDU JOKES – SARDAR SMS

URDU JOKES – SARDAR SMS

WHY TO STRANGE

Teacher 2 Sardar Ji: What Is Ur Father Name?

Sardar Ji: “Google Singh”

Teacher: Why too Strange?

Sardar Ji: Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

I LARKI AUR SARDAR

1 Larki aur Sardar ko pyar ho gaya:

Larki: Sardar Ji aapko meri bilkul parwa nahi hai.

Sardar Ji: Oye Pagli, Pyar karny waly kisi ki parwa nahi kartay.

SARDAR NE PAROSAN KO KHAT MAIN

Sardar ne Parosan ko khat main likha

“I LOVE YOU”

Aur phir neeche ye bhi likha diya,

Maine English main is liye likha hai ka Tumhari MAA parh na saky k Mujhe Tumse Pyaar hai.

CHARGER TO MERE PAS HAY

Ek daku GUN point par Sardar se Mobile chhen kar le gaya.
.
.

Sardar zor zor se hasne lga ur bola:

“Charger to mere pass hy”

USAY KEHNA – POETRY SMS

USAY KEHNA – POETRY SMS

Bikhar Rahi Hy Meri Zaat Usay Kehna

Kabhi Milay To Yehe Baat Usay Kehna

Wo Sath Tha To Zamana Tha Hamsafar Mera

Magar Ab Koi Nahi Meray Sath Usay Kehna

Usay Kehna Ke Bin Uskay Din Nahi Katta

Sisak Sisak Ke Katti Hay Raat Usay Kehna

Usay Pukaroon Ke Khud Hi Pohanch Jaon Uskay Pass

Nahi Rahay Wo Halaat Usay Kehna

Agar Wo Phir Bhi Na Lotay To Aey Meharban Qasid

Hamari Zeest Ke Halaat Usay Kehna

Her Jeet Us Ke Naam Kar Rahi Hoon Main

Main Manti Hoon Apni HAAR Usay Kehna

URDU JOKES – EXAMS SMS

URDU JOKES – EXAMS SMS

3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p

—————–

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

——————-

Movie titles related to eng students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge

——————-

FUNNY JOKES – PATHAN SMS

FUNNY JOKES – PATHAN SMS

EK PATHAN NE NEW CAR LI

Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li

Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!

Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-

EK PATHAN KO ROAD PE

1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
.
.
. “Eid Mubarak”

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola

“Khair Mubarak”

PATHAN MOBILE COMPANY MAIN

Pathan Mob¡Le Company Me Job Lene Gaya:
PehLe H¡ SawaL Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kr ßhaga D¡Ya
SawaL Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hy?
Pathan
Cartoon Network