Birhday Wish-

Birhday Wish-

janamdin tumhe

janamdin tumhe mubarak ho…..
har din unhi khus raho…….
khusiyan aur tarakki tumhare sath ho……….
har sal janamdin manate raho.

Dua karte hai

Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka k, aap apni manzil ko paye.
agar aapki rahon mein kabhi andhra aaye, to Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye.

Jin Ki Birthday

Kal Hai

Ya

Aaj Hai

Ya

Kal Hogi

Ya

Aaney Wali Hai

Ya

Guzar Chuki Hai

Unko Meri Taraf Se

Happy Birthday.

Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,

Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,
Dekho hm ko yaad hai na,
Nargis,bela,Motia,lala,Juhi,Chumpa or banafsha hr koi dekho shaad hai na,Aaj tumhari salgirah hai,

Dekho hm ko yaad hai..



Friendship-sms-

Friendship-sms-

Yaadon me apki

Yaadon me apki har baat rahegi

Zindagi apki dosti se abaad rahegi

Chahe bhula de zamane ko hum

Apki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi..

Dosti shayed zindgi hoti hai

Dosti shayed zindgi hoti hai

Jo har dil men basi hoti hai

Wesy to ge larty hai sabhi akely magr

Phir b zarurat sachy DOST ki hr kisi ko hoti hai

I miss my all friends,….

kisi k dil main teri

kisi k dil main teri dharkan aj bhi hai,

kisi ki nazar main tera didaar aj bhi hai,

agar zindagi se ho koi shikayat to yaad karna,

kisi ki zindagi main teri kami aj bhi hai…..

HUMARI B SHART WAFA YEHI HAY

HUMARI B SHART WAFA YEHI HAY

WAFA KARO GAY WAFA KaReN GAY

HUMARA MILNA HAY AISA MILNA

MILA KRO GAY MILA KRAIN GAY

YE NA POOCH K KHAT Q NAI LIKHTAY

TUMHARI MARZI PAY MUNIHASIR HAY

LIKHA KRO GAY LIKHA KaReN GAY…..




Punjabi.SmS

Punjabi.SmS

Shahr tere diyan galiyan

Shahr tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jaiye

Yad krdey tenu khud bhul jaiye

Saary jaaa da hassa banan tu pahlan

Teri akh da athru ban k dull jaiye.

Aikhyean Ty do ye

Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena s’an

”Mein  ty Char kar behtan wan”

ROG ty hoor ve bary s’an yaro

Ishaq da rog ve la behtan  wan ”

Sary rog ty met jandy ny ”sham”

ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wa.

Cham cham kardi rat

Cham cham kardi rat……

Tim tim karday taray…..

Na koi SMS na koi phone……

ki gal hai pyaray…..

ya tay sadi yad nahi aandi….

ya paissay muk gay nay saray.

Tum bin

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

Tum bin hum bohat akele hain

Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain

Dekho hum kitne vele hain

*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)



Sorry-

Sorry-

Sorry

Tum hasti ho mujhe

Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liy.

Dosti main dooriyan

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti ha

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho

Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai.

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

Bhool se koi bhool hui to

Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,

bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

Is kadar humari chahat

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye

Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,

Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiyeSorry.





.GÖÖD MORNING-

.GÖÖD MORNING-

Phoolon ne Amrit.

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning.

nice Sunday.

A morning is a wonderful blessing,either stormy or funny,its stands for hope,giving up another start of what we call.

*LIFE* GÖÖD MORNING n ‘ve a nice Sunday.

Aslam_o_Alaikum And.     ~Good Morning~

Din ka pehla pehar.

Din ka pehla pehar Panchion ki pehli chehchahat

Dhanak ka pehla ran Hawa ki dandi sansanahat

Subha ka pehla khomar :

GOOD MORING” HAVE NICE G….

Puari si sweet nindiya k baad.

Puari si sweet nindiya k baad
raat k kuch sapno k baad,
subah ki kuch nayi umeedo k sath
Dunya me kuch apno k sath ,
app ko pyari si ….Good Morning…..





Funny SmS-

Funny SmS-

Jab light ho out of control

Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga?

Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hog

Tar utha Kunda laga

Kunda laga k bol bhayya

AAaAaAL IZZ WELL…..

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

College Ki Galyon Main Ajeeb Khel Hota Hay…

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay…
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay…
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay…
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay..

Pata Hai Kya Hua?

1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
‘shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA

Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati h……





MISS U SmS

MISS U SmS

MISS U

MISS U
Waiting for U
Miss ur voice
Miss ur smile
Miss ur laugh
Miss ur talks
Miss U itna k
yaad nahi
kitna
Mgr itna k zindgi
(M)e(i)n
DIL darke jitna!!

Mujhay Gila To

GILA

mujhay gila to
us chand
se hai
jo hr roz
mujhay us ki yad me
be sakhta
ho kar
aansoo bahate daikhta
hai or us ko khabar bhi nahi karta.

Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi

Ajeeb Lagti Hai Sham Kabi Kabi

Zindagi Lagti hai Bejaan kabi Kabi

,Samajh aye To Humein Bhi Batana K!!Que

Karti Hain Yaddien Pareshan

…..Kabi Kabi….

Koi Kare Yad To Use Yad Kijiye,

Koi Kare Yad To Use Yad Kijiye,
Dilka Paigam De To Kabul Kijiye.
Har Sawal Ka Jawab Jaruri Nahi,
Mgar Hum Aapko Karte Hai Yad
Uska 1 Jawab To Dijiye.



mohabbat ki zanjeer-

mohabbat ki zanjeer
mohabbat ki zanjeer se dar lagta hia
Kuch apni Takdeer se dar lagta hai

Jo mujhey Doston se juda kerti Hai
Hath ki Us lakeer se dar lagta Hai.

sanson sy peyari

sanson sy peyari yaden hain tmhari
dharkan sy peyari baten hain tumhari
tumhen yaqeen ho na ho pr
is zindgi sy peyari muhobat hy tumhari.

Bhatakte rahe ha

Bhatakte rahe hai badal ki tarah
seene se lagalo aanchal ki tarah
gham ke raste pe na chorna akele
warna tut jaynge payal ki tarah.

Tumhary KHAWAB

Tumhary KHAWAB sajany main lutaf atta hay
K apna ap JALANAY main lutaf atta hay
Khuda sy apnay leay MANGTA hon jb tum ko
Mujhe yeh HATH uthany main lutaf atta hay.

Eid Mubarak-Poetry Collection

Eid Mubarak-Poetry Collection

URDU JOKES-PATHAN SMS

URDU JOKES-PATHAN SMS

TEACHER TO PATHAN
Teacher: 1876 Me Kya Howa Tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata!!

Teacher: Stupid Qaid-e-Azam Peda Howe Thay.
Ab Ye Batao K 1880 Me Kya Howa Tha??

Pathan: Thora Sochne K Bad Qaid-e-Azam 4 Saal K Howe The.

PHIR SAILAB KAB AAEGA

1 Aadmi Ek Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Poocha K Q Maar Rhey Ho?

Wo Bola

Sala 1 Ghantay Se Pooch Raha Hy K

Phir Sailab Kab Aaega

Muje Rashan Nai Mila. :-)

PATHAN PILOT OR AIRMAN

Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..

Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..

Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..

Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..

Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?

Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain

SARDAR OR PATHAN..

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

‘Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today’s Dinner Should Be Light.:-)


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