Love You.

Love You.

LOVE

Aaj key baad koi baat na honey dein gey hum
Teri ankhon main barsat na honey dein gey hum
Aaj key baad din hi tera mukader hoga
Teri khushion ki kabhi raat na honey dein gey hum.

hum pal pal

hum pal pal tarsay jis pal k liye,,,
wo pal aaya b to aik pal k liye,,
socha tha isay zindagi ka haseen pal banaen gay… par pal ruka b to aik pal k liye.

HEER
Aye kash koee mujhay HEER say mila day,
Is door ma bhi suchay PEER say mila day,
Kis ko lagoon galay say ,koee bhee to nhi yaha,
Muhabt ki ho shahkaar ,esi he kisi tasveer say mila day.

fidaa na kare,

Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare.

Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein,
Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!…..




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PAkistan main Light ka breakdown qion hua..?
MQM: Taliban Pakistan main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat ka khilaf sazish ha.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi ha.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga.

BUSH AND MUSHARRAF

Bush & Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a million dollars
I wil make a million People happy.

Musharraf said: If I drop my uniform i’ll
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly Usama bin ladan said: If I drop this plane
I’ll make the whole world happy.

ANOKHI DUA

1 anokhi dua
Aap ko khushian itne milan jitne Musharraf ko galiyn,
Aap ki zindagi sy gham aisy khatm hon jesy PTV sy haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabr mily,
Shohrt itni mily jitni “BB” ko mli
Health aisi mile jaisy SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari ky.

NAAM JEDA

Naam jeda Zardari a
O banda nain bimari a
Samaj naie aandi loka nuun
A bandar a k madari a
A saade naal kare ga ki
Je-ney apni buddi mari a
Mein nain kenda apney wallon
A kendi dunya saari a
Aggey Bush nuun jhitter wajdey san
Hun lagda aedi bari a.

HUM BHI EID KARAIN-POETRY SMS

HUM BHI EID KARAIN-POETRY SMS

HUM BHI EID KARAIN

Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen

Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen

Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen

Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai

Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen

Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain

Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain

Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.

KISI ROZ TUM KO BHI

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,

tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,

tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.

meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,

mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,

or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,

or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,

or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,

kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee….

AADAT NAHI HAI

Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h,

Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,

Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty,
Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay,

Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay,

Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay,

Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary?
Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay…

WOH PATHAR DIL SAHI

Woh pathar dil sahi hamara bhi ye dawa hai
Hamaray lab jinhe chu le wo pathar bol utte

Raaz-e-hasti kuch nahi aksar yehi dekha gia
Be-khabar hanste rahe aur ba-khabar rote rahe

Me khanay ki tauheen hai rindo ki hatak
Kam zarf ke haath me agar jaam diya jayai

Hum karain baat daleelon se to rud hoti hai
Is ke honton ki khamoshi bhi sanad hoti hai

Abhi mitti na khunki thi abhi paani na barsa tha
Magar bazm-e-anasir me tere hone ka charcha tha

URDU JOKES-PATHAN SMS

URDU JOKES-PATHAN SMS

PATHAN PACKAGE

A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

GUL KHAN KI MAA

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.

ABBA NE BOHAT MARA

Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen.

PATHAN TO MAA

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga.

KIA KAHOON TUM SAY – FRIENDSHIP SMS

KIA KAHOON TUM SAY – FRIENDSHIP SMS

KIYA KAHOON TUM SAY

Kaho ab kia kahon tum se!
batao kia likhon tum ko!
mujhy tumheed do koi!
neya ek lafz ho koi! jahan se baat chal nikly!
meri mushkal ka hal nikly!
batao lehja kesa ho!
k tum se bat karni hy!
kaho ab kia irada hy!
Mujhy izhar karna hy!
K tum ko ye batana hy,
k aksar yaad aaty ho.

5 STAR

The Star Has 5 Sides,
*
1 is Your Smile.
*
2 is Your Charm.
*
3 is Your Looks.
*
4 is Your Intelligence.
*
5 is Your FRIENDSHIP.
*
Thanks For Being My STAR.

YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

PYAR AUR MOHABBAT

mana kay
“PYAAR”
ka pehla lafz
“p” hai
“P’kay baghair Pyaar adhora hai
lakin
agar “p” ko nikak do
tu
“YAAR”reh jata hai
aur aap jaisay yaar ho tu zindigi say bhi payaar ho jata hai.

PIYARI BATAIN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

PIYARI BATAIN – MORAL & ISLAMIC SMS

RAMADAN KAREEM

Wo Sehri ka maza
Wo Iftaar ki bhook
Wo Quraan ki tilaawat
Wo namaz ka mamool
Wo rozay ki barkat
WO rozay ka noor
Sirf kuch din door
Phir hoga
“MAH-E-RAMZAN”
“PURNOOR”

LIFE IS TEST

Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

DEEPEST FEELING OF MY HEART

“Deepest” feelings of my heart while praying for you ,

May “ALLAH”

Convert
Ur

Discomforts
To
Comforts,

Ur

Pains
To
Gains,

Ur

Minimum
To
Maximum,

Ur

Losses
To
Profits,

Ur

Tears
To
Smiles,

Ur

Sorrows
To
Pleasures,

Ur

Bad-wishers
To
Well-wishers,

Ur

Debts
To
Credits,

&
Ur

Good Dreams
To
Realities!

And make these
“Everlasting!
(Ameen).

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